GEWICHT: 65 kg
Titten: 80 D Silikon
Intime Dienste: Dildospiele passiv, Strap-on, Oralsex, Bisexuell: ja, Blowjob
To my own surprise, I was disappointed to discover that my first hen party experience in Germany would be a classy affair. Instead of indulging in strippers and inadvisable amounts of booze, we were going to Vabali, one of Berlin's premium spas.
While some might have found this a refreshing take on the famously debauched rite of passage, I wasn't so enthusiastic.
In Germany, a trip to a spa usually involves some compulsory nudity — a prospect this Brit wasn't all that comfortable with. Rooted in the country's history and still widespread today, public nudity enjoys a long-held acceptance in Germany.
It isn't strange to find people sunbathing topless in the local park. The hen do wasn't my first brush with Germany's relaxed outlook. As a child holidaying in Bavaria, I remember the trauma induced by the swimming pool changing rooms, where I rigidly refused to make eye contact with any of those bizarre naked people.
My mum tried to put me at ease. This is normal - they just…aren't fussy like that! Now that I'm a fully-fledged adult, the spa trip felt like a timely opportunity to readdress the nudity question, and maybe even to understand what the Germans were on to. Having experienced moments of body dysmorphic disorder in my late teens, I suspected that the experience of being naked in public could be either cathartic or catastrophic. It was nerve-wracking, and I found myself pining for the considerably less stressful strippers-and-booze hen party alternative.